Search Request Thursday

Bet you'd thought I'd forgotten, didn't you? Here's the latest batch:

Babs Bunny From Tiny Toons Naked: But she's got fur! Toons are never naked if they have feathers or fur. That's how so many of them can get away with not wearing pants.

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neon and the periodic elements: Neon's element #10. I've idly thought about getting a personalized license plate for my own Dodge Neon that says "Atom 10" or something, just to be really geeky, but I'm pretty sure I never will.

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Cheapest Lego Destroyer: Hmm. How about a hammer?

workings of a Brita filter: Well, mainly the workings of a Brita filter consist of, uh, a filter...

Sentimental Boobs 01: I have nothing to say about that one, but it amuses me highly to look at it.

Betty Boom pics: You know, Betty Boom sounds like a much cooler character than Betty Boop.

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older women: I don't think I qualify yet.

naked pictures of the female characters from D&D: Well, I certainly don't have naked pictures of any of my characters...

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legolas porn pics: Ah, yes, you can tell there's a new LotR movie coming out, because the hits from people looking for naughty pictures of Legolas have gone up again.

funny pps: Actually, there's something intrinsically funny about the abbreviation "pps," I think.

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Harrison Jack Schmitt and Cernan conflict: Ooh, astronaut gossip!

orbit gum marketing strategy: Well, if they were aiming their marketing strategies at me, they'd be playing up the Blake's 7 connection. But nobody ever actually does market anything at me.

OTT tarrant strip quiz: Speaking of Blake's 7 connections... Having Tarrant stripping on the show would really have been OTT, if you ask me.

winnie-the-pooh coffeepot: You know, maybe that's why Piglet's so high-strung. He's been hitting the java pretty hard...

Aldous Huxley managed to, with the use of satire, ironic allusion, and foreshadowing to: Hmm. Thank you for that cogent piece of literary analysis.

"broadsword and the beast" translation elvish: Oh, god, I love the thought of Jethro Tull being sung in Elvish...

"The Sims" rivendell door window: Somehow, I think that if you plop Rivendell down in the middle of Sim City, it's going to lose some of its natural charm.

cartoon pictures of irony: Well, anvils are iron...

simpsons porn: My mind so does not want to go there.

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croup and vandemar quotes: My favorite: CROUP: "You can't make an omelet without..." VANDEMAR: "...killing a few people."

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Socorro M Mountain picture: I don't have any pictures, I don't think, but I could see it out of my front door if it wasn't dark.

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