Thursday Is Wacky Search Request Day

So here's the latest batch:

"fourth doctor" livejournal: Hmm, I do believe the Doctor has a 500-year diary, but I seriously doubt he keeps a livejournal.

eyeglass near frame near repair and tulsa: I can only assume that this person was in such desperate need of eyeglass repair that they were unable to ascertain which words they'd already typed.

100% free video clips no e-mail pass words just free video clips of squirtting little girls: Well, I don't think there's anything I could possibly add to that. Um.

miss nude galaxy pics: So, who won this year's pageant? Eccentrica Galumbits?[*]

pics of people doing nasty stuff: After some of the disturbingly specific search requests I've gotten for various types of nasty stuff, this one's almost refreshing in its all-accepting vagueness.

blog dream betty: Yes, I have a dream...

halloween pirate backstory: Heh. I just have this image now of some poor out-of-work Hollywood actor donning the pirate costume for the Halloween party and saying, "But what's my motivation? I can't play this character unless I understand his backstory!"

war conspiracy quicktime clips: Yes, that's right, I have quicktime video clips of George W. Bush and his evil cronies plotting a vast war conspiracy, and I'm willing to let you download them for... Hold on, there's some men in dark suits at the front door. Just let me... Aaaargh!

shift personality stark farscape: Ooh, I'm actually tempted to go off into an essay about Stark's personality shifts on Farscape, but I think I'll spare you. Suffice it to say that I think all the "inconsistencies" in his character make perfect sense if you look between the lines and do a bit of thinking about what he's been through. Start off with the fact that it's got to be a bitch to put your brain back together from randomly scattered energy, especially when it's been messed with that much to begin with, and then move on to the fact that lots of bits of other people's personalities have also gotten stuck in said brain, and I think it's not at all difficult to understand his weird mood swings. (This will be your first homework assignment for Farscape 101. Next week we'll be covering Scorpius, so be sure to watch "Incubator" and come to class prepared to discuss the list of questions on page 73 of the workbook.)

[*] I'm sorry. It appears to be a new rule that I have to make at least one Hitchhiker's Guide reference per Wacky Search Requests post. But I think I'm done now.