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I have no idea why anybody would want to know this stuff, unless they're doing marketing research or something, but here goes:

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Crest.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer? Charmin Ultra. I am extremely cheap when it comes to some things, but soft 2-ply toilet paper is one luxury that I regard as worth having at any price.

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear? Whatever's cheap and actually fits my feet.

4. What brand of soda do you drink? I'm not really picky. I prefer Pepsi to Coke, but only marginally. I'll drink pretty much anything that doesn't have one of those nasty artificial sweeteners in it. I don't care what anybody says, Nutrasweet is not a foodstuff. If I want to taste chemicals, I'll go lick a test tube.

5. What brand of gum do you chew? Oh, geez, OK, this is just how inconceivably geeky I am. I seldom chew gum, but of late I've taken to picking up the occasional pack of Orbit gum. Why Orbit? Uh, well... Because "Orbit" was the title of a particularly memorable episode of Blake's 7. Yes, seriously. Tell me you're surprised.