That Other Movie with an X in the Title

In honor of the soon-to-be-released Matrix sequel, I present to you The Matrix Sucks! page. Personally, I don't think The Matrix sucks, though I do think it was extremely over-rated[*]. It's always struck me as one of the best examples of Keanu Reeves actually not sucking, however, and finally I understand why. It's because he has almost no actual content-bearing dialog!

[*] But I must admit, I'm quite looking forward to seeing the second one, anyway.