Google-Mania

Yes, that's right, it's time for the latest batch of wacky search engine requests that have washed poor misguided websurfers onto the shores of this humble blog. You know, maybe I should make this a regular weekly thing. I certainly get enough material for it... Anyway, here ya go:

Farscape sims skins moya: Geez, how would you fit a Moya sim in the house?! I think it'd make more sense to have Moya be the house.

fish shocker desktop: I cannot help but wonder whether this involves fish being electrocuted or images of fish which are intended to be shocking. And I'm honestly not sure which would be more disturbing.

Naked Tinkerbell pictures: You know, I really ought to know better than to make jokes about the weird images that these search engine requests call to mind, because, sooner or later, somebody will come along looking for them. And things can only snowball from there...

inspiring anecdote about the galaxy: As featured in Milky Way: The Official Biography, no doubt.

Quicktime alcohol infomercials: And how much would you pay for this crate of premium rotgut whiskey? $50? $100? No! Now this amazing offer can be yours for only $19.99! But wait! There's more! Act now and we'll throw in this set of flimsy plastic shot glasses absolutely free!

spoiler warnings annoying: Not half as annoying as not having 'em when you need, 'em, buddy.

bondage on farscape video clips: Sorry, haven't got any. Will a picture of Scorpius on a leash satisfy you?

scotty dog candy dish: Just what I needed for the kitchen!

nude cliff jumping pictures: Now that's what I call an extreme sport!

what personality traits do you possess that you are least proud of: Um... My apparent compulsion to make fun of the people who come here via odd search requests?

"werewolf sex" pics: Some people have such interesting kinks...

nude Blogspot.com: I sometimes wonder if people don't randomly toss the word "nude" into their search requests just to make them more interesting.

portugal "axe murder": Don't look at me, I didn't do it. I've never even been to Portugal!

bug butt vocs: OK, chalk me up for a great big "huh?" on this one...

cartoony bomb prop: For when you're staging live action Looney Tunes! Actually, that sounds kinda fun...

Voyager/Andromeda crossover: Aka "cavalcade of shows that made a deliberate decision to suck."

sexy plumber outfit: What was that I said about some people having weird kinks?

snow crash screensaver: Wouldn't that be just a field of static? I mean, that's how it worked in the book...

Groovin Granny's too sexy for her boobs: Ooooooh-kay.

Scotland perverse nude free: Insert your own jokes about bagpipes and haggis here.

Buffy's muddy socks: Poor Buffy, has she been tramping through the cemetery in the rain?

NUDE FARSCAPE SKINS: For when you take your Farscape sims to that nude beach you built for Vacation, I guess. Of course, what really concerns me is that I'm now sitting here thinking that that sounds like an interesting idea...

spike sneezing buffy: 'Cause, you know, he's extra cute when he's sneezing. I guess. Hey, do vampires get allergies? I would think not having to breathe would help with that...

farscape astronomy mistake: Actually, although Farscape seldom got very hung up on the whole scientific accuracy thing, the show's astronomy never bothered me very much. Now, the biology, on the other hand...

avon command module bubble bath: OK, this is either an interesting piece of Blake's 7 fanfic, or a really cool new bath product.

NASA jet packs for sale: Really? How much?

T'Pol +A/T +pregnant: OK, now does that "T" stand for T'Pol, or Trip? Because if it's the latter... No, never mind, I really don't want to think about it.

"church of star trek": Live long and prosper, brethren! All praise to the Great Bird of the Galaxy!