And I Bet He Did Shoot That Deputy, Too.

You know you're losing it when you start having conversations with songs on the radio. I was driving through town a minute ago, on my way back from picking up something for lunch, and Clapton was wailing at me for about the three thousandth time that he shot the sheriff, but he swears it was in self-defense. And I found myself responding, out loud, with "Dude, we don't call that self-defense, we call that resisting arrest! And it's not really considered a mitigating circumstance!"

I think the moral of this may be that it's time to lay off the classic rock station for a while...