Google-Mania Continues!

I said I might just start doing this once a week, didn't I? Well, nothing wrong with Thursdays (unless you happen to be Arthur Dent, I suppose). Interestingly, I've been getting a lot of hits lately from people looking for nude Klingons, for some reason. Have there been some especially sexy Klingons showing up on Enterprise of late? Anyway, here's the latest batch:

metaphor of fire swamp in the princess bride: The fire swamp is a metaphor? Hmm, OK. I wonder what the Rodents of Unusual Size are supposed to symbolize, then?

farscape pics of scorpy as a teenager: Here ya go. Not exactly a face that's going to make the cover of Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, is it?

keanu reeves *vomit* matrix: Wow, I didn't think he was that bad! Mind you, I still haven't seen the second one yet...

ragan vs peterson: Did I win?

tomtit model picture: Hey, if you can find the plans on the internet, I bet Transmission of Matter Through Interstitial Time would make one hell of a science project!

farscape personality quizzes that include stark: If you have Stark's personality, I somehow don't think you'd need a quiz to tell you so.

"doesn't look pregnant": Well, maybe she's not, then.

what does "on a tree fallen across the road" mean?: Ah, the old "let's get the internet to do my homework for me" trick, eh? Actually, I love that poem, because ostensibly it's about the human capacity to overcome obstacles, a declaration that Nature is no match for us, by Jove, not even if we have to grab a lever and move us a world! It's all very Star Trek, really. Except... Except there's that tiny little parenthetical phrase just there under the title that delightfully subverts the whole thing, because of course it's actually "On a Tree Fallen Across the Road (To hear us talk)." Heh. I love Frost, have I mentioned that?

fix leaks swamp cooler: Fix it yourself. I haven't even had the time to get mine hooked up yet, and it's getting pretty damned hot here...

a lot of pictures of ringtails: Haven't got any, sorry. I did see a ringtail in the wild once, though, at the Grand Canyon. It was very cool.

supplies astronauts need when going to Mars: Food, water, and oxygen are very important, but Mars-bound astronauts should also make sure not to forget to pack a toothbrush and several changes of underwear.

latest funniest nude pics: But none of those dull old nude pics, thank you very much!

xander, shut up by dayna: Hey, Dayna, whoever you are, leave Xander alone! Poor boy's been through a lot lately.

werewolves nude pics: Yeah, but can you see anything interesting under all that fur, anyway?

Wow, you know, I think I may have just set a new personal record for most unrelated pop-culture references in one blog entry. I feel like I should be handing out trivia points for recognizing them or something...