Things I Should Have Learned By Now, #193

I should really, really know by now that when I'm on morning shift and I wake up thinking, "Hey, I'm awake before the alarm went off! Wow, great, I can just stay snuggled here in this warm, comfy bed for a few mintues until it does," that it always and without exception means that I somehow neglected to set the alarm the night before, and I am now about to be late for work.

And now I have to sit here all day without even having had a shower. I hate being unwashed.

Sigh.