Friday, September 11, 2009

Performance Review

Mr. Coffee, while quiet and polite, is very slow about his business.

7 comments:

  1. In times like these, there are an extraordinary number of workers who can replace Mr. Coffee.

    I like Ms Press. She is a bit noisy with the scream of a kettle, and she does not make as much as Mr Coffee... but she is quite strong.

    In the end, I go for Mr Perk. He is old fashioned and very slow... but he sings gaily and it just makes me feel like a little kid at my grandparents when he is doing his job.

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  2. i've been off and on following your blog for quite a while now.

    for some reason it was this entry that made me comment, as unmeaty as my comment might be.

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  3. Smooge: Old Mr. Black and Decker got the job done quickly. It's a pity he turned out to be such a liability in other respects.

    Ardentmoth: Hello! :)

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  4. Howdy. :)

    Yeah, I tend to use some off-brand espresso machine since i mostly drink Americanos these days. Gets the job done, anyway.

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  5. A late post to the blog.. but last night I met the best coffee maker ever. Yes it was a bit more expensive than I am used to.. but it had so many wonderful advantages..
    1) Easy to clean
    2) That cup of coffee was mine and no one elses.
    3) Fast and simple.

    http://www.keurig.com/

    Its horrible.. I feel like I cheated on my other brewer..

    Ms Coffee Maker.. What should I do?

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  6. "Single cup?" This concept does not compute.

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  7. I met the best coffee maker ever. (snip) What should I do?

    Marry her quickly, before someone else does!

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