Sunday, September 20, 2009

Gaaaaaaaaaaaah! I Need Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Dear Body/Brain,

You know what would be really, really helpful in my attempt to switch myself over onto night shifts? Not waking up at the crack of fucking dawn.

Keep this up, and I swear, I am replacing you the instant the technology becomes available. I don't care if it's the first step towards a galaxy dominated by Cybermen.

No love,
Me

6 comments:

  1. Just this time make sure you make them NOT allergic to gold.

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  2. Oh, hell, yes. Not wanting to be allergic to anything is a big part of the reason why I'd sort of like to replace my fallible squishy parts in the first place. Allergies deserve a fair amount of the blame for my current lack of sleep. :)

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  3. And if you also went with the new model of cyberman body, you wouldn't have to worry about having a lego person face, either. :)

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  4. I would have a corporate logo on my chest, though. I'm not so sure about that. :)

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  5. Would you get to choose your logo's sponsor?

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  6. Probably it has to be Cybus Industries'. But it comes with a nice phone... :)

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