Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...
Tralfamadorian Messenger
41% Intrigue, 78% Civilization, 36% Humanity, 38% Urbanization.
We had trouble placing you, but finally found just the thing... for someone who adores technology and knowledge, but doesn't care for much else. Intrigue and adventure? Not important to you, evidently. The company of your fellows? Not to your tastes. The bustle and crowd of the city? Not for you. Were it not for your positive attitude toward modern technology, we would have made you a medieval monk and let you live out your days in a quaint little cell, with access to all the books you could possibly want to read. But instead...
You will be a mechanical being, born on a planet where machines have long ago taken completely over and organic life has become extinct. You will be sent as a messenger to the other end of the galaxy with a message of good will -- a journey of approximately 205,125 years.The message reads: "Greetings."
Hello. Goodbye. We hope you have an satisfactory journey.
"Were it not for your positive attitude toward modern technology, we would have made you a medieval monk and let you live out your days in a quaint little cell, with access to all the books you could possibly want to read."
ReplyDeleteI imagine you'd have been happy with that. :)
I'm highly dubious about medieval monks having enough books to satisfy me, though. Also, no internet! :)
ReplyDeleteIt didn't tell me what I'd become, just where: the Garden of Eden.
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose there'd be a very limited number of choices in that scenario.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Reclusive Artist (surprise, surprise) -- strangely though, I don't see where our percentages are all *that* different [shrugs]...
ReplyDeleteI'm more civilized than you, apparently.
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