Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I Don't Think I'm Going To Be Testing This One Out.

I could survive for 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

9 comments:

  1. Pshaw! I can last a whole minute and 9 seconds (I *told* my mom that season I spent wrestling in high school would be good fer sumthin' *eventually*...)

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  2. Excellent! While you're wrestling the beast, I shall make good my escape!

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  3. Lasted a mere 44 seconds, but I must point out; do they mean the Velociraptor that was recently proved to be the size of a turkey and covered in feathers?

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  4. They probably mean the Jurassic Park critters. Although I wouldn't want to be strapped to a bunk bed with something even turkey-sized if it was pissed off and had really sharp teeth. The last time something turkey-sized bit me, I was on antibiotics for a week. :)

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  5. I would last 47 seconds, but I don't think they took into account how the velociraptor would easily snap me apart while I'm immobilized on the floor, giggling uncontrollably about "punching him in his raptor balls".

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  6. Do raptors even have balls, or are they, like, internally situated? I'm not all that up on my dinosaur anatomy.

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  7. I defer to a herpetologist in this matter (unless it's a female dinosaur, in which case the point is moot).

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