Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I Wish To File A Complaint.

Dear Nature,

The mornings that come in the middle of my day are supposed to be pleasant and dewy, caressed by gentle morning breezes and warmed by golden morning sunlight, so that I may fully appreciate this whole "daybreak" phenomenon while I am properly awake for it. They are not supposed to be blustery, cold, ice-laden, and generally unpleasant. Please see to this immediately, before my sleep schedule changes again.

Thank you,



  1. Got a room for Ya.

  2. Oh, yes, because the weather in Florida never does anything unpleasant. ;)

  3. You'll notice I'm not complaining now. I can't compete with -40 on the misery scale, for sure. :)