So, I got this letter from my mortgage company trying to sell me insurance that'll cover my mortgage payments if I get hit by a bus. Which I'm not accepting, because, screw it, let my next of kin sell the damned house. But there's this one sentence, in bold, that I can't stop staring at:
Don't wish for accidental death protection when it's too late -- Send in your enrollment form today!
OK, never mind the dubious grammar with the dash and all. Does anybody but me see a really weird logical error there?
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Uh, how do you wish for something when you are dead?
ReplyDeleteDo not buy it by any means. Money down the drain.
Yep, you win the "spot that logical weirdness" award. :)
ReplyDeleteI suppose it might be useful for people who have dependents living with them, but it's not like the cats are going to go on living here by themselves after I kick it and worrying about how to pay the mortgage.
Yeah, they must mean like the wife or husband wishing they had it if the other dies, but honestly this made me laugh for like 2 minutes :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the thought of my possible accidental death amuses you. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat is life without death?
ReplyDeleteOoh, profound. :)
ReplyDeleteLife? Don't talk to me about life. Pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I talk about it. Oh, God, I'm so depressed.
ReplyDeleteWhat is life without death?
ReplyDeleteLong. :)
LOL!
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