Search Request Thursday

Because my legions of adoring fans never seem to get tired of it. Or something.

t'pol enterprise naked crack "east coast": Is "east coast" some kind of euphemism I'm not familiar with?

2004 science tickling: I imagine the soft sciences are probably more ticklish than the hard ones.

"neighbor's barking dog" detective: Ah, but it's the dog that does nothing in the night-time that's the clue!

bad blake's lotaburger: Actually, their food is quite good, as fast food goes. I wouldn't work there again for love nor money, though.

vampires/mildly sexy: Extremely sexy vampires need not apply.

stark farscape convention 2004 Paul Goddard: Yes, he was just at one in Atlanta, and I didn't get to go. *pout*

pictures of naked men with pants at their knees: Well, then they're not entirely naked, are they?

tribble dragon tattoos: A tribble-dragon! What a great concept! It breathes fire and reproduces like crazy!

Buffy's bitch: You mean Spike?

nicknames for homemaker + domestic goodness: I dunno, I'd think that if you go giving your homemaker stupid nicknames, you might have a bit less in the way of domestic goodness.

humbuggy dong do: Hey, that's a lot of fun to say!

tatoos of greek gods or monsters: How about Prometheus getting his liver eaten? That'd be a hell of a conversation piece.

sensicle text data parser: I'm not sure quite how to parse that, "sensically" or otherwise.

"thesis sentence" and "reality tv": My thesis is that reality TV is annoying and stupid.

price list for googlies doll: So, what does a good condition googly doll run these days?

how to tell different tortises: Maybe you should mark their shells with paint. It works for sheep.

diagram of laundry shute door: It's a piece of wood and a couple of hinges, isn't it?

what porn movie did aurora snow sound like a duck: Was there an actual duck involved in the movie, or was she just making, um, duck noises? Because duck porn strikes me as a really specialized niche market, y'know. And, oh, man, I'm gonna start getting searches for "duck porn" now, aren't I?