Search Request Thursday

Aren't you people tired of this yet?

naked men with dirty tattoos: I must have a disgustingly clean mind or something, because my first thought about this was something along the lines of, "Well, how can you see the tattoos if they're covered in dirt?"

"from the library of" embosser: I have one of those! Which, um, I guess I must have talked about at some point...

stawberry classic video: This probably refers to some sporting event or other with which I am unfamiliar, as I can't imagine that a video of actual strawberries would be all that interesting.

nude on schoolbus: I've had dreams like that...

fun sex betty games: Sorry. You definitely have the wrong Betty.

Ticklish nude feet pics Well, I imagine most people's feet aren't very ticklish when clothed.

Gallifreyan webcomic: Well, I guess Time Lords need some way to amuse themselves.

nissan sentra maintenance light rest button: That's not the maintenance light! That's the self-destruct light! Run, you fool!

"captain smiley" livejournal: I had to look at the search results for this to figure out who the heck it was I referred to as "Captain Smiley." Turns out it was Sheridan. And I think he does have a LiveJournal.

fanfiction slash harry potter/lord of the rings crossover harry/legolas: Because fans will write anything.

homemaker euphemism: Hmm, how about "domestic support professional"?

nearly naked cave girl halloween costume: I hope October is fairly warm where you are.

"outer space western": Ah, Firefly, we hardly knew ye...

2004 news september ticklish: Has there been some breakthrough in the field of ticklology this month that I somehow missed hearing about?

"modern library" decided read ulysses gatsby hated liked: Personally, I hated Gatsby. And after my bad high school experiences with Joyce, I don't think you could pay me to read Ulysses.

FISH HAVING SEX: Don't they mostly do external fertilization?

role dental hygine plays in health: Well, it keeps your teeth from rotting away. That's a good thing.

Read grandmom poems: Aww, that's sweet. I'd probably recommend Frost, as opposed to, say, Ginsberg.

art comic "white hat" "black hat" personal "when i wake I am dumb as: Google cut it off there, so I don't know what they're as dumb as when they wake, but given that, weirdly, I'm the only result for this, maybe it's me.