Thursday, September 30, 2004

Search Request Thursday

Aren't you people tired of this yet?

  • naked men with dirty tattoos: I must have a disgustingly clean mind or something, because my first thought about this was something along the lines of, "Well, how can you see the tattoos if they're covered in dirt?"

  • "from the library of" embosser: I have one of those! Which, um, I guess I must have talked about at some point...

  • stawberry classic video: This probably refers to some sporting event or other with which I am unfamiliar, as I can't imagine that a video of actual strawberries would be all that interesting.

  • nude on schoolbus: I've had dreams like that...

  • fun sex betty games: Sorry. You definitely have the wrong Betty.

  • Ticklish nude feet pics Well, I imagine most people's feet aren't very ticklish when clothed.

  • Gallifreyan webcomic: Well, I guess Time Lords need some way to amuse themselves.

  • nissan sentra maintenance light rest button: That's not the maintenance light! That's the self-destruct light! Run, you fool!

  • "captain smiley" livejournal: I had to look at the search results for this to figure out who the heck it was I referred to as "Captain Smiley." Turns out it was Sheridan. And I think he does have a LiveJournal.

  • fanfiction slash harry potter/lord of the rings crossover harry/legolas: Because fans will write anything.

  • homemaker euphemism: Hmm, how about "domestic support professional"?

  • nearly naked cave girl halloween costume: I hope October is fairly warm where you are.

  • "outer space western": Ah, Firefly, we hardly knew ye...

  • 2004 news september ticklish: Has there been some breakthrough in the field of ticklology this month that I somehow missed hearing about?

  • "modern library" decided read ulysses gatsby hated liked: Personally, I hated Gatsby. And after my bad high school experiences with Joyce, I don't think you could pay me to read Ulysses.

  • FISH HAVING SEX: Don't they mostly do external fertilization?

  • role dental hygine plays in health: Well, it keeps your teeth from rotting away. That's a good thing.

  • Read grandmom poems: Aww, that's sweet. I'd probably recommend Frost, as opposed to, say, Ginsberg.

  • art comic "white hat" "black hat" personal "when i wake I am dumb as: Google cut it off there, so I don't know what they're as dumb as when they wake, but given that, weirdly, I'm the only result for this, maybe it's me.

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