Search Request Thursday

Quite an interesting batch this time out:

simpsons audio commentary nasal voice: Sorry, I don't remember which guy on the Simpsons audio commentary tracks has a nasal voice.

ugly nude pics amateur granny sex: If you find them that ugly (which, uh, I can totally understand), why on earth are you looking for them? I will never understand some people's kinks.

waxing emoticon: OK, is this a procedure to remove unsightly hair from your emoticon? No wait, that'd be "emoticon waxing." This must be an emoticon doing the Karate Kid thing or something.

what does contellation has to do with social psychology: As far as I know, the only thing "contellation" has to do is me not typing an "s" and then neglecting to use a spellchecker. Which doesn't seem very psychologically interesting to me.

"book" sci-fi words ATM fraser: Your guess is as good as mine. Probably better.

scorpius halloween costume adult: I'm glad they specified "adult." Dressing your kid up as Scorpius is likely to end up scarring him for life!

Dalek oxygen meter: Not that Daleks need oxygen...

body switching personality quizzes: Are those meant to be an aid in determining who's switched into what body? I would think it might be easier to ask, should one ever find oneself in that rather unlikely situation.

banik anime hot: Well, OK, here's an anime Banik. I'll leave it up to individual tastes to decide whether he's hot or not.

blog Ullom: Wow, everybody's got a blog now! Even this guy, apparently!

bonney lake mayor sucks: Uh, OK. I don't even know where Bonney Lake is, so I have absolutely no opinion as to the level of suckitude of its mayor.

Claudia Blake farscape: Unless she got married and changed her name and I didn't hear about it, I think they meant Claudia Black.

firefly the movie nude clips: Geez, they haven't even started filming it yet, and already people are looking for nude clips!?

gollum tattoo pics: Little known fact: Gollum actually has a picture of his Precious tattooed on his, uh... never mind... I don't want that picture in my head.

w32. supernova removal free: Well, a sufficiently nearby supernova would do a good job of removing the blaster worm from your PC, or at least making sure that you no longer cared about the state of your PC, but I doubt it would be free. Stellar engineering don't come cheap, you know.

simpsons pulse rifle: No, pulse rifles are Farscape. The characters on The Simpsons don't usually go armed, unless they're holding up the Kwik-E-Mart. Then again, there is this site...

scorpius monastary: OK, that gave me a weird image of Scorpy in a brown robe and a Friar Tuck bowl cut, until I realized that, of course, they were referring to this place.

still getting rpc terminated: Well, then, you're still infected, dude. Sucks to be you.

prehistory pictures of cro magnons: When I get my time machine working, I'll be sure and take some!

prone to verbosity: *raises hand sheepishly* That would be me, yes.

"gentry lee" sadist: Ah, so he enjoys inducing painful boredom in his readers? Man, that would explain so much!

Eccentrica Galumbits pictures: Sorry. She charges for those, you know.