Sunday, September 21, 2003

I Feel Much Securer All Ready!

If you're in the mood for some disturbingly amusing political satire, check out SNITCH (the Strategic Network of Intelligence on Terrorism in our Communities and Homeland), a helpful website which offers useful tips on how to spot terrorists and instructions on how to search your neighbor's trash for evidence of un-American activities.

There's also a "Terrorist Test," which when offered information on yours truly, returned the following:

Your Neighbor is involved with terrorism.

Your neighbor may appear to be a God-fearing, patriotic, true-blue American, but he or she is practicing terrorism in the form of making un-American remarks or espousing un-patriotic views.

Damn! They've found me out!

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