Thursday, September 04, 2003

Search Request Thursday

The latest batch of misguided search requests that have led people here:

  • Boromir Nude Pictures: OK, I have to say, that's much more appealing to me than the naked Frodo pictures somebody came here looking for last week.

  • "Two Towers" defective: Hey, are you casting aspersions of the workmanship of Middle Earth's contractors?

  • nude futurama: OK. Here.

  • convoluted verbosity: Boy, did this person come to the right place!

  • X Cosmic Cola - maximum caffeine: Hey, sounds good to me! Where do I get some?

  • Cheap Ass Halloween Costume Shirt House of 1000: Hmm, is this the newest release from Cheap Ass games?

  • stat trek spock comic book pics: Yes, that's right, it's the latest Star Trek spinoff, Stat Trek, in which the crew of the Starship Enterprise cruises the galaxy collecting interesting statistics and turning them into colorful graphs! Look for the comic book version soon, featuring a special guest appearance by Spock, who shows up to correct a few math mistakes.

  • pegging sex pictures: "Pegging"? No, never mind, I don't think I want to know.

  • comedy stuff.tv sex: Well, I supposed somebody trying to have sex with a TV could be some pretty funny comedy stuff. Or not.

  • pictures of slouch socks in japan: Do they look different there from anywhere else?

  • monty python's life of brian nude pics: Help! Help! I'm being undressed! (Oh, that was Holy Grail. Sorry.)

  • "top posting" bad study: Oh, geez, a study to decide whether top posting is bad is worse than that study they did to figure out why people didn't like the Susan B. Anthony dollar. Screw the study and use half a second's worth of common sense, will ya?

  • flintstones funny perverted interpretations: Needless to say, immediately upon reading that, my brain went ahead and tried to think of some. The results were both far-fetched and rather disturbing...

  • swamp cooler illness: Hey, my grungy old swamp cooler's been running continuously all summer, and I feel perfectly fine. *twitch* *sneeze* *cough*

  • luminous mysteries pics: I dunno... How mysterious can these "luminous mysteries" be if you can capture them in a picture?

  • score boobs fanzine: "Boobs fanzine"? Is that like an amateur-produced version of Playboy?

  • GARAK Tool CD: Elim Garak listens to Tool? Huh. Wouldn't have seemed like his kind of thing to me.

  • long nosed men pics: Well, you know what they say about... Ah, never mind. Too easy.

  • schwarzeneggar phone prank gateway telephone: There's gotta be an interesting story in there somewhere.

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