More Googles

Whoops, I just realized I had a whole 'nother list of search requests! I thought there must have been more than that. So, the madness continues:

T-Pol Nude in Enterprise 3rd Season Opener: Ah, so that's what they meant about taking the show in new and exciting directions. I might have known.

star trek/farscape crossover fan fiction: The problem with doing that is that good ol' John Crichton is perfectly well aware that Star Trek is fictional. So having him actually running into Star Trek characters necessarily makes for a pretty weird situation. Though not, I suppose, all that much weirder than some of the stuff they actually did on the show...

"caught his cold": Uh, I'm sorry. Have a kleenex.

"chris boucher" good or bad men only better or worse men: Damned if I can remember where I read it, but, yep, that's a Chris Boucher quote, all right. "There are no good or bad men, only better or worse men," if I recall correctly. And that attitude, boys and girls, is why Boucher's scripts are among some of the best darned things ever to have made it to television.

A USM Off.Campus Renter Center Homepage: I'm afraid I'm a bit too off-campus from there, even if I did have anything to rent to you.

Farscape patience impressive not infinite: Oooh! Oooh, I know that one! It's Scorpius, talking to Crais in "Mind the Baby." What do I win?

teenager and sex-obsessed and livejournal: Oh, yeah, it's gotta be difficult to find a sex-obsessed teenager on livejournal.

eXERCISE AND BODY OVERHEATING: iF i WERE YOU, i'D WORRY MORE ABOUT YOUR caps LOCK OVERHEATING!

Safety Pulsar's Pain Relief Device: I have no idea what this means, but it sounds cool and science-fictional, doesn't it?

trekkie nude pictures: I hate to cater to stereotypes, but traditionally I do think Trekkies aren't generally considered to have the kind of physiques people tend to seek out nude pictures of.

naked Halloween sex: Well, I guess that's less kinky than Halloween sex in full costume.

Bonney Lake meet for sex: I'm not sure where Bonney Lake is, but I imagine it's probably a bit far to travel for me, so I'll pass. Thanks, anyway.

Step-Siblings Buffy and Spike fall for each other: Step-siblings?! Given that Spike's parents are both dead, I think it's pretty much out of the question for one of them to marry one of Buffy's...

ideals of 1950's homemaker: Definitely none to be found here!

Socorro Nude Website: Dude, Socorro is far too small and boring to have any interesting nudity, on the web or otherwise. Although I have heard fun stories about on-campus streaking during the 70's...

voice synthesis futurama stephen hawking: Yes, that was Stephen Hawking's "real" synthesized voice on Futurama! Is that guy just too cool or what?

simpsons audio scientist: You mean Professor Frink? Glavin!