The Return of Search Request Thursday!

There's a big batch of funky search requests this time, because we've got not just this week's but a bunch left over from before I went on vacation. So, let's get to 'em!

sniffer dog genetic engineering: I have this image now of a giant nose with a dog attached. Clearly I have seen one too many stupid movies about the horrors of genetic engineering.

lexx stanley tweedle song: Oh, is that the song he was making the brains sing? Damn, that was funny! What were the lyrics to that? Aaargh, it's gonna bug me now until I remember them.

willow, warren psychopath: Well, Warren definitely qualifies as a psychopath. I think it's a little harsh on poor Wil to toss her into the same category though. Although I suppose Warren himself might disagree...

free pics sexual variations: I'll tell ya, some of the "variations" I've seen people googling for here have been pretty darned bizarre...

plotty tapes: Hmm, well, I've got some Deep Space 9 on tape. That was pretty plotty. Not nearly so much so in the first couple of seasons, though, I'm afraid.

avon glorious angel magnet: Sorry, the Blake's 7 fan in me is now snickering uncontrollably.

horrifying ghost pics ever captured: I dunno, every "ghost pic" I've ever seen has looked kind of like a smudge on the camera lens, and I just don't find that incredibly horrifying, really.

sex crazed grannys: I think the only times I've ever used the word "granny" (except in these search request posts) was in reference to Noranti on Farscape. It further occurs to me that, heck, she might very well qualify.

naked tyr anasazi pictures: Ooh! Where?

pennsauken nude teens: Having spent some of my teenage years in Pennsauken, may I just channel my teenage self and say, "Ugh! Go away!"

white people's verbosity: Hmm, I wasn't aware that there were significant racial differences in this area.

anya discworld mud player: I keep trying to decipher what that could possibly be referring to, and keep getting these weird thoughts about Anya and Rincewind mud wresting or something. (My money's on Anya. Needless to say.)

Betty bedroom nude pics: Sorry. There are, at the moment, no nude pics hanging in my bedroom. Just some posters, a dreamcatcher my grandmother made, and a couple of autographed pictures of people from Farscape.

porthos, character bios: Because, face it, he's one of the most interesting characters on Enterprise.

"nude star trek": I've got a copy of "The Naked Time," if that helps any.

chiana mivonks scarran: OK, that one would disturb me deeply if I didn't know which scene it's actually referring to.

words that are related with domestic violence in schools: Wait, wait... Can you have domestic violence in schools? Isn't "domestic violence" by definition violence that occurs in the home? Unless they mean words that are used in schools to describe domestic violence. In which case, I think more often than not the words are "walking into a door."

access/ journal of dental hygeine: Well, I suppose dental hygiene professionals don't have to know how to spell any more than I do.

bloopers sikozu: I assume they mean bloopers other than the weird inconsistencies in her backstory?

extrovert introverts rambling: I think the main difference between introverts' and extroverts' ramblings is that introverts ramble about things they're interested in when it looks like they're not annoying their audience by doing so. Extroverts ramble constantly about everything, whether anybody actually wants to know about it or not.

"scott bakula" "without a shirt": Hey, great! Just leave him over there next to the naked Tyr.

vinyl boobs for halloween: Well, Halloween is one of the very few occasions for which vinyl boobs are socially acceptable.

Wow. Is it just me, or were those even geekier than usual?