Thursday, December 01, 2011

Letters To No One

Dear December,

Please be less annoying than November.

Thank you,

Me

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Dear self,

You have to work night shifts this weekend. How is waking up at 6 AM helping?!

Befuddled and groggy,

Me

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Dear internet connection,

Ye gods, but you suck. Having to spend five minutes buffering every time I want to watch a goddamn YouTube video is bad enough, but randomly cutting out on me multiple times a day is unacceptable. I'd see about replacing you with something more reliable today, I swear, but I've got too much on my plate right now, so you get a reprieve. A short reprieve.

Much loathing,

Me

2 comments:

  1. I would check that the phone line isn't shorted out from the water leak somewhere. That would put the two things together.

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  2. I have wireless internet, so no phone lines. And it's been giving me problems for ages. I really need to switch over to DSL.

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