Dear December,
Please be less annoying than November.
Thank you,
Me
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Dear self,
You have to work night shifts this weekend. How is waking up at 6 AM helping?!
Befuddled and groggy,
Me
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Dear internet connection,
Ye gods, but you suck. Having to spend five minutes buffering every time I want to watch a goddamn YouTube video is bad enough, but randomly cutting out on me multiple times a day is unacceptable. I'd see about replacing you with something more reliable today, I swear, but I've got too much on my plate right now, so you get a reprieve. A short reprieve.
Much loathing,
Me
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I would check that the phone line isn't shorted out from the water leak somewhere. That would put the two things together.
ReplyDeleteI have wireless internet, so no phone lines. And it's been giving me problems for ages. I really need to switch over to DSL.
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