Now, Enough About My Damned Car.

Many thanks to all who offered automotive advice. I am pleased to report that my car is now thoroughly studded and nutted.

Wait. That didn't come out right.

Well, anyway, it's fixed. They ended up just replacing all five studs and nuts on that wheel. Total cost: under $100. Yeah, yeah, sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and go get things done, because actually taking care of it is better than fretting about it. I did know this. Really.