Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I'm Just Gonna Keep Doing Stupid Memes And Quizzes 'Til I Think Of Something Clever To Say, OK?

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Where there are visible vapors, having their prevenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune


You know, it sounds a lot more true when you put it that way.

2 comments:

  1. Mine was: "Three men may not ride a bicycle with no wheels."

    Yes, but three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches can still manage to smoke...

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  2. "A man with no toes will offer you unexpected opportunities."

    ...perhaps if I were a prosthetic toe salesman.

    My all time favorite real life fortune said:
    "For good health eat more Chinese food."

    I love desserts with a sense of humor. :)

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