Another Open Letter to Vir-Kitty

Dear Mr. Catto,

Please stop biting through the wires on my headphones. This is really the last pair I wish to buy for quite some time. Also, every time I plug the damn things in and fail to get any sound out of them because you've been masticating on them, I instantly assume my iPod is broken and panic. I do not enjoy this at all.

With love and annoyance,
Your long-suffering human