Sweet, Sweet Internet! How I've Missed You!

Due to problems at my ISP, I was without internet access at home for the past couple of days. It was, of course, horrible.

In that amount of time, I am quite sure I came up with any number of thoughtful, insightful, witty things I could have posted here, but, alas, I have now entirely forgotten all of them. That's my story, anyway, and I'm sticking to it.