Friday, December 02, 2005

He's Watching Me Write This, Too.

Dear Vir,

I know that, being an eleven-week-old kitten, one of your greatest needs is for more-or-less constant attention. I understand this. However, I respectfully submit that the best way to get the kind of attention you actually want is not to jump on my keyboard and close my browser while I'm trying to surf.

Thank you,

Me

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