Yo, Hobbiton! Tom Bombadil Is in the House!

From the "I couldn't make this stuff up" department, it's rap music from Middle Earth. "By the time Gollum steps up to the mic and rocks the beatbox, all you half-orcs will be groveling like a poor man's wormtongue. Straight up." Who knew Gollum had that kind of rhythm? The website's pretty darned funny all by itself, actually, but you gotta download the MP3. It's worth it, even with a dial-up connection. This is the same kind of funny as Bored of the Rings, only instead of being a product of the psychedelic 60's it's, you know, rap. And I say this as someone who doesn't even like rap.