Keep On Searchin'...

Remember how I said I never get tired of looking at the goofy search requests that bring people to this blog? I meant it! Here's the current batch:

sikozu naked: I'm now collecting search requests for naked Farscape characters. So far, I've had Sikozu, Crichton, and (multiple times) Zhaan. I'm hoping to collect the entire set. Come on, surely there's some twisted soul out there who wants naked pictures of Scorpius? Or Rygel? I suppose I should just disqualify Pilot, since he's already kinda naked all the time, anyway. And, hmm, it occurs to me that if somebody comes here looking for "stark naked," how can I tell if they're looking for nude pictures of the character, or just employing an adjective?

"stephen king" "gone downhill": I honestly couldn't say whether Stephen King has gone downhill or not, as I haven't read that many of his books, and the ones I have read certainly haven't been in anything like the order he wrote them. I do know that the man is badly in need of an editor who'll make him cut a few hundred pages per book, though. At this point, I feel as if I've been reading The Talisman for approximately six months.

spaceward ho what's the password: You've got me.

grayza pictures: Doggone it, they didn't specify naked, so I can't count it! Although, really, that outfit she wears leaves so little the the imagination she might almost just as well be naked...

successful episode of science and technology: A successful episode of science and technology doing what? I find that I'm actually quite curious about what the heck the rest of this thought might have been.

McDonalds fast food's sales: Billions and billions sold, or so I'm given to understand.

expansion asshole: This is about jerks getting fat, right? Right?

carrots and Thanksgiving: I'd think carrots would go better with Easter. You know, what with the bunny rabbits and all.

Mom naked: Not my Mom! Maybe they were looking for the Futurama character, though if you ask me, that's only marginally less ewww.