Well, We All Gotta Go Sometime

The Death Test tells me:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 25, 2042
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)

I'll be sure not to schedule anything for that day, then. Well, at least I can rest secure in the knowledge that I'm gonna outlive Greta.