The Top Ten Reasons Sci-Fi Cancelled Farscape

10. They were curious to see if they'd get any mail.
9. Someone thought "wormhole" sounded a bit rude.
8. The show just wasn't the same without Harvey.
7. They finally figured out what "frell" meant and panicked.
6. John Edward unhappy at competition from Stark.
5. Sci-Fi suits unable to follow complicated storylines. "Wait," says one exec, "what's an astronaut, again?"
4. Wanted to get a mention on CNN.
3. Pathological fear of success.
2. Sci-Fi bigwig's wife thinks Ben Browder is cute.
1. They don't like science fiction.