Look, I'm Doing the Friday Five on Friday!

1. What is your biggest pet peeve? Why? I think I answered this a while back, and the answer is still the same. I wish a horrible, flaming death to those who park in front of the ATM so they don't have to walk five feet, thus blocking the rest of us from being able to exit the parking lot until they move their fat gas-asses.

2. What irritating habits do you have? Um, I'm sure I have lots of them, but I'm not sure which of my habits are genuinely irritating and which are just endearingly quirky.

3. Have you tried to change the irritating habits or just let them be? I generally only try to change them if they irritate me, to be perfectly honest.

4. What grosses you out more than anything else? Why? Anything involving eyeballs. But can we please not talk about that?

5. What one thing can you never see yourself doing that other people do? Well, following up on question #4, I'd have to say wearing contact lenses. The very idea of putting anything into my eyes is... eww.