OK, Pretend This Is a Much Longer, Much Cooler Blog Entry

I just typed up this very long, incredibly clever and witty and interesting blog entry, all about amusing ideas for Farscape action figures, and who'd win in a contest between the Biggest Evil Geniuses of sci-fi TV, and why I may have to live on Kraft macaroni and cheese until my next paycheck... And I was almost done with it when Netscape crashed on me and I lost it all. This has made me very, very unhappy, and I find I simply don't have the stomach to retype the thing, especially as it just wouldn't be the same without the, you know, spontaneity. So at this point, I'd like you to just imagine that I've written just such a blog entry. Chuckle a few times. Think about which villains you'd like to enter in the Evil Genius competition. Let the thought cross your mind that it might be kind of cool to go out and buy some action figures yourself.

Thank you. We've now achieved in one paragraph what it initially took me about ten or twelve to accomplish the first time. You may go on about your day, now.