I'm a Poet and Don't Know It!

Here's another pointless but fun website: The Random Poem Generator. You give it a URL, and it, well, randomly generates a poem. I couldn't resist trying out some of my pages. The results are... interesting.

Giving it my home page resulted in the following:

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libraries! MY
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Hmm. In an odd way, that actually says something about me.

My Blake's 7 page yielded:

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speech at me, Servalan.
What a dead or
those he truly believed that
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to display the question. Cygnus Alpha Vila has
been stranded after all,
these worlds could be about $
themselves were for
it, was forced
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abilities and although Avon
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characters, from nave
or : no pleasure. Aftermath Smarmy Leitz
always right and
she adopted sister, Lauren. was a dead
or Tarial cell,which, should
also had
become by the godforsaken penal colony of
the rulers of
mental instability.

...which is clearly mostly gibberish, but if you're familiar with the show, there's a few phrases in there that are weirdly apt.

Then there's You Know You Watch Too Much B7 When:

You force your parents. watching Lexx,
and Critical analysis! Now, I wish
you are
ready at a shirt with
an A. You seriously consider
naming your
curling iron. constantly
wondering why is a critical Analysis
You is
the crew came down with
an extended lecture on their Deep Space Vehicle. come
up at 2 16/00.

I must say, I never did seriously consider naming my curling iron. Actually, I've never even owned a curling iron.

The equivalent page for Farscape gives us:

Too Much Farscape
When... You have sworn you kept the life
living is really just
a Harvey to talk to assuming you Watch
Too Much
Farscape You refer to look
at the associations it
conjures up. snerching
as a cracker
without chuckling at the
Scarrens. beginning to have a cracker
without chuckling at a
black shirt on alternate days and a sneaking suspicion
that lets you kept the
Channel suggesting
that they fire John Edward and arns,
and a hallucination induced by the
associations it conjures
up. adopted Humans
are SUPERIOR! as your scream.

Which not only almost makes sense, but actually does capture something of the show, if you ask me.

And, just to be self-referential, here's what we got from this page:

Maximum Verbosity Random wibblings of Farscape
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year since
it really one of
time, to see was actually thought
it OK, though. kind of interesting I
could ever
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see fan Private quoted by Betty
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Wow. Is it just me, or does that sound vaguely smutty?

And, finally, Maximum Verbosity's archives from April:

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up every time Except sit
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on to decide
where Enterprise And
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the words: And got it used
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us we all be
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Wow. It's like the inside of my head exploded.