Search Request Thursday Returns

Oh, all right. Here:

dialog star trek "she's got, captain": Well, Kirk probably heard that fairly often...

an ideal boyfriend is: ...fictional.

trenchcoats off of farscape: No, keep the trenchcoats on Farscape! They're cool!

shut up betty: Hey!

socorro blog party pics: Apparently I didn't get an invite. Sniff.

gigi edgley boyfriend: Yes, many people wish they were Gigi Edgley's boyfriend, I'm sure.

getting nude on schoolbus: I can just hear the driver now... "I'm not moving this bus until everybody puts their clothes back on!"

NEWS GOOGLE RESPET MARRIAGE: Yes! Spetting marriage once is not enough! I demand that Google do it again!

Wesley Crusher's asshole: I so hope there's an indefinite article missing there.

"christopher golden" nude: People are searching for nude pics of people who write Buffy novels now? Truly, the definition of celebrity is expanding.

chekov fan fiction: Because the poor guy never got to do much on-screen except scream and make lame jokes about Russia.

pumpkin carving pics ned flanders: Now there's a scary jack'o'lantern idea!

"freddy kruger" "middle name": I didn't know he had a middle name.

Experiments done in space by the Apollo astronauts: Hell, in it's own way, the entire venture was an experiment.

jack-o-lantern pattern farscape: You do realize that if you steal Rygel's design, he's going to charge you?

taste test sprite vs 7up science project: For science-minded kids who plan to sell out to the corporate sector when they graduate.

halloween costume rollerblades wheels: Hmm, rollerblade wheels. Now there's an original costume idea!

sexy military costume: Because, of course, sexiness is the first consideration of any military outfit.

lem "bad science fiction" fiasco: I do have a vague memory of reading that and thinking that it was not among his best works.

sweet and innocent nude pics: Yeah, "sweet and innocent." Riiiight.

chiana nude fan: Well, I guess the fan will cool her off faster if she's nude... By the way, I've (rather unsurprisingly) gotten an increasing number of search requests for nude Farscape characters of late, but I've still never had any for any of the guys except Crichton. I still think this is a sad state of affairs, and eagerly await the day when I finally get a hit from someone looking for nude pictures of Crais.