Search Request Thursday

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world peacekeepers, 1:18 toy playsets: I don't think Peacekeepers play with toys.

my ticklish sister: My sister is actually very ticklish. Or at least, she used to be. When we were kids, all I used to have to do to tickle her would be to waggle my fingers in the direction of her neck, and she'd start shrieking and squirming. And then, of course, I could legitimately defend myself to Mom with, "But I'm not touching her!"

verbosity my tunes: Alas, this blog has no tunes.

paranoid schizophrenic wav listen sound: I knew you were making recordings of me! You're all out to get me!

How can I become cooler: Well, this is how I did it.

sue and malcolm camper rover: Well, I hope Sue, Malcolm and Rover enjoy their camping trip, I guess.

kinky customs nude pics: But if they're customs, they're by definition normal, aren't they? Which would by definition make them not kinky.

betty and sex: Yes, they go together like, um... Two things that haven't gone together in a while.

nude star trek sims: How can you tell they're Trek sims if they're not wearing uniforms? Unless they're all aliens...

pumpkin carving designs and tinkerbell: Oh, yeah, there's a scary Jack'o'lantern idea.

religion farscape blog essay: Hey, I actually wrote one of those once! Oh, my god, you mean somebody might have actually come to my blog looking for something that was on my blog? Wow. That's a first.

"betty's brain" software download: Sorry. My brain software is proprietary.

funny aragorn nude pictures: See, this is why Middle Earth doesn't enjoy freedom of the press.

"download douglas adams": Hey, when you figure out how to download dead people, let me know, 'kay?

hailstorm in socorro on oct 5th: Freakiest damn weather I've ever seen in my life.

pervy retreats: Are those like writers' retreats? Only for perverts?

culture differences when involving hygine: Well, some cultures spell it "hygiene..."

subtitling maximum words: Umm, how big's the screen?

pictures of socorro hailstorm: I kind of wish I'd taken some, but as I don't have a digital camera, I wouldn't have 'em to post, anyway.

stark psychology disorder farscape: I think the poor guy's got several of them.

"drive without my glasses": If I tried that, I would die.