Search Request Thursday

Here's the latest batch:

Dune fanfiction crossover "Doctor Who": Now, that's in interesting setup...

sikozu scorpius music video: OK. Here.

sneezing trailers: I can just here Casey Kesem's voiceover... "Coming this summer: THE SNEEZE. It'll blow. You. Away."

my nude voga pictures: Yes, it's a little known fact that, in addition to gold, nudie pictures are the other major export of Voga. (OK, hands up anybody who actually got that joke.)

buffy vs conner crossover stories: Is it technically a crossover, though, given that they inhabit the same universe (whatever networks they happen to be on at any given point)? Or do they mean that Highlander guy instead?

centipede "santa fe": Yes, they have centipedes in Santa Fe.

hamman farscape meaning: It's "left" or "port side." You're welcome.

"dinosaur suit" wind video: Hmm, well, I hope the dinosaur suit helps protect whoever's wearing it from the wind while they're filming the video.

free nude women over fifty: Or if you won't, at least give the poor things some clothes.

asimov fanfiction: I was going to say that I wasn't aware of the existence of any, but then I realized that there are a number of professionally published books that sort of count.

boob milk flowin pics: I just have this image now of a huge river of breast milk and, I gotta tell ya, it gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "land of milk and honey."

"vanity plates" fiona: Let me guess is her vanity plate, um... FIONA?

braca love fanfiction: Well, come on, who doesn't love Braca?

comedy "aliens watching" movie: I thought aliens generally preferred chick flicks.

"mary sue" "dean koontz": Hmm, considering how many of his protagonists are, you know, horror writers, not to mention really great people, that may be a fair criticism.

salman kahn chest size: Sorry, the only Khan whose chest size I've really noticed is Kahn Noonien Singh. That guy's chest is impressive.

when a superstitious cowboy throws his hat onto the bed: What happens? His wife leaves him and his dog dies? That would explain a lot of country music.

terribly ticklish feet: Some big, thick calluses will fix that problem!

sikozu halloween: Alas, Sikozu missed Halloween. Which hardly seems fair, really, although I somehow doubt she would have enjoyed it.

supermarket bloopers: Gotta be a Fox show!