My New Protection Scheme

I just ran into a co-worker in the hallway, and he stopped me and said "You're a big fan of Buffy, right?" and proceeded to ask me whether I knew that the series was ending soon and that there was talk about doing a spinoff. (Which, of course, I did.) The following conversation thereupon ensued:

Me: "Yeah, all the shows I like get cancelled. I only really got into Buffy in the past year or so, so of course now the series is ending."

Him: "Well, stay away from Smallville, then! I like that one."

Me: "Hey, wow, there's an idea for a racket! I could get people to pay me not to watch their favorite shows!"

Him: "Yeah, you could make a lot of money that way."

So... Bidding is now open! Anybody got any shows they want me and my sure-fire Kiss of Cancellation-viewership to stay away from? I accept payment in cash or chocolate.