More Google Goodies

Yes, boys and girls, it's that time again. The time when I share some of the more, er, interesting search requests that have brought people to this blog (whether you're actually interested in them or not). The latest batch of googlie goodies:

free clips castrate the man: One word: wince.

Andrew the Funnel Cake Slayer: Oh, man, isn't that just the cutest nickname for the guy? You wanna know something? If they did a spinoff called Andrew the Funnel Cake Slayer, I'd watch. Seriously.

fetish for women in wellies: Man, people have some odd fetishes, that's all I have to say.

The Sims: Make My Males Have Dics! Gee, who'd have thought somebody would get this upset over the lack of dictionaries on their Sims' bookshelves? (She said, looking innocent.)

baby astronuats: Sorry, I think NASA has a minimum age limit. (And I still can't believe I misspelled "astronauts.")

telemarketer mindgames: Ooh, sounds like fun! I wanna play!

fish tatoos: Yeah, I know, they were probably looking for tattoos of fish, but I find it much more amusing to imagine the tattoos on fish. And I think we've already established that I can't spelll.

maximum risk nude photos: For maximum risk, I recommend looking at them on your work computer while the boss is lurking around the office. Hope that helps.

"peter jackson" piercings photo: I have no photos, no information, and exactly zero interest in any piercings the good Mr. Jackson may or may not have. (Note how I am tastefully avoiding making any jokes whatsoever about rings.)

what special characteristic must one have to become an astronuats: Better hope that grammar and spelling aren't on the list...

naked giles huge boobs: Oh, man, you do not want to know about the mental image I just got. Whoa. Shudder.

nude klingons in bondage: Hey, I think that's the way Klingons usually like it...

www.maximum granny boobs: Ever get the feeling that you've maybe picked an unfortunate URL?

harveys plumbers putty: I'm sure I was talking about Harvey from Farscape... Now I'm imagining him in a plumber's outfit, complete with plunger, and it's cute. (Apparently I was the only search result on MSN for this one, by the way.)

60's catwalk: Erm, sorry, wrong sort of catwalk, I think.

scorpius bastards mp3: Well, Scorpius definitely is a bastard, in every sense of the word, but as far as I know, he hasn't cut any mp3s. (Pity. I'd pay good money to hear him singing, say, "Fever.")

stark raving planet of Torg: Ah, that would have to be Gaia. (Sorry. Really obscure joke, there!)

sexy nude bodes: Hmm, do you think they were looking for sexy nude pictures of the guy who came up with Bode's Law and his family, or for information on what kinds of omens and portents can be divined from sexy nudes?