This Is Getting Old

I still can't shake this stupid cold. My throat occasionally feels as if someone has been gouging at it with a spoon, my tonsils are approximately twice normal size, I've been producing mucus in a truly disturbing variety of colors from both chest and nose, and I've just felt tired and a bit "off" for the last few days. But none of it is quite bad enough to warrant calling in sick, climbing into bed with the covers pulled up to my chin, and watching videos all day. Which is kind of a pity, because that sounds really good.