Wednesday, May 15, 2013

This Is The Sort Of Thing You Get When I Decide To Post More Regularly.

Lesson for today: it's a very good idea to wear gloves when you apply shoe polish. Oh, well. I'm sure the orange fingernails make some kind of fashion statement.

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  1. The office manager came in today, saying she and her daughter had their nails done yesterday. As young as the manager is, I would never have expected a grandmother to sport black fingernails.

    And since when do you have orange shoes?

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    1. Hey, grandmothers can have any color fingernails they want! :)

      And the shoes are brown. But my fingers are, you know, that pinky-beige white person color. Apparently together they make orange. Fortunately, though, it did eventually come off. But then today I managed to smudge a couple of fingers with blue magic marker, which hasn't completely come off. Possibly I should just not be allowed around anything colorful.

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  2. At the very least, you confuse people trying to figure out what planet you come from, based on the "natural" color of your skin that sometimes peeks through the pinky-beige.

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    1. If I weren't a little too tall, I'd say maybe a Ferengi.

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    2. ...or maybe a Delvian, for the blue, but that was shade was probably a little too dark.

      (And, yes, I know you're not going to get the reference. One of these days, I really should rectify that. :))

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  3. That's what Google is for: to teach me it's a Stargate reference.

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    1. It's not a Stargate reference! :)

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  4. Oops. I guess my brain is still tired, as it switched between Farscape and Stargate as quickly as I switched web pages. They rhyme, though, so I should get a negative half point for trying. :)

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    1. I hereby award you your negative half point. :)

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