I Am Always Finding New Things To Complain About.

You know what one of the annoying, unexpected downsides of never getting any rain is? Everything is covered in birdshit, because nothing ever washes the damned stuff away.

On the upside, I have not had to cut down the weeds in my back yard all summer, because there aren't any. Twenty years in New Mexico, and I have never seen those weeds not come up. They're usually everywhere, with some of the ones growing in empty lots getting as tall as I am.

Monsoon season can go ahead and start any time now. Really. Aaaaany time. Just, no more of this fake-out clouds-and-thunder-and-six-drops-of-rain stuff, please. It's cruel.