Sunday, April 26, 2009

Lazy Linkages

I am still alive, really. But it's getting warm outside, and I'm getting lazy. Or something. Anyway, have some random links, at least.

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries: Some of these are very funny. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: "Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children." Heh.

Don't Leave Now Without It: Handy cheat sheet should you find yourself stranded back in time and needing to reinvent civilization for survival or profit. Print out a copy and keep it in your DeLorean at all times!

TrekMovie's Guide to KirkFu: Marvel at Kirk's amazing patented drop kick maneuver! Bonus feature: William Shatner tells a rambling story that involves putting some random teenager in a headlock.

Why Geeks Make Good Lovers: 'Nuff said.

Wolf and Pig: Really, really cool video using some kind of funky stop-motion photography... thing. Just go watch it. It's easier to view than to explain.

They Fight Crime!: I might have linked to this before, actually, but what the heck. It's still amusing. And occasionally comes out with stuff I'd actually watch. "He's an old-fashioned alcoholic boxer possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a pregnant insomniac nun from Mars. They fight crime!"


  1. Gotta love anything that involves William Shatner putting teenagers in headlocks. :)

  2. Hee. :) Thanks for sending me that link, by the way!

  3. I like the plot summary for Doctor Who: "Elderly man serially abducts young women." And he's spot on about Totchwood: "Bisexual is inefficient manager."

  4. Yes, I liked the Who one, too.

    "Bi" implies far too small a number for Jack, though. ;)

  5. Yeah, that's probably closer.

    No disputing the "inefficient manager" thing, though. :)