Sunday, October 19, 2008

Resurrected Google Meme

I remember doing some variant of this meme ages and ages ago, but I think this version is somewhat more entertaining.

Go to Google and type in your first name and the given phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense (and isn't someone else's response to this meme).

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Betty needs a real sanctuary. (I dunno, under the covers with a book and a mug of tea works pretty well for me, really.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Seriously, though, Betty looks like one of the Olsen twins. The ugly one. (Hey! And aren't they both equally ugly?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A. Directory of Deals and Opportunities for the 50+ crowd! (You hear me, old people? Better do what I say if you want deals and opportunities and stuff!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Betty wants a dick. (*ahem* No comment.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: MySpace music profile for Betty Does with tour dates, songs, videos, pictures, blogs, band information, downloads and more. (The stuff I do is so awesome, it has a band named after it!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: BETTY HATES MYSPACE. (It's true, there are reasons I've avoided signing up for that thing.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Betty Makes A Video Tape To Give To Madonna To Ask Her For A New Signed Copy Of Her New Album Hard Candy To Give To Justin ! (I hope Justin appreciates it.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Betty goes a go-go. (Go!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Betty likes to play "guy" games, too. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Betty Eats a Pasty Lunch. (I know it's an actual foodstuff in some parts of the world, but, man, "pasty lunch" just sounds really unappetizing.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Betty wears a hot summer makeup trend. (That is a scurrilous lie!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Betty was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. (I have no idea how that got there, I swear!)


  1. You look nothing like the Olsen twins! (And, yes, they're equally ugly.)

  2. Oi, not so much of the "old". :)

  3. Captain C: Thank you. :)

    JH: *snicker*

  4. I cant help myself but here goes. When your mom was carrying you, the doctor heard a double heartbeat. Well that could mean twins and since your grandmother was a twin, well you get the picture. But alas just you. I am glad it was YOU. Although, 2 of you would have been interesting to say the least.

  5. Actually, I'm secretly a Time Lord. ;)

    And I'm not sure the world could handle two of me...

  6. That;s a bit spooky, since only about 48 hours ago I was speculating in another place that Betty might have a secret twin.

  7. I want an evil twin. With a goatee.