And It's Time, Once Again, For Those Ever-Popular Wacky Search Requests!

Not a huge crop this time out. You people really do need to try harder!

fuzzy sweater porno DVDs: OK, I've heard of people being into shoes, but... fuzzy sweaters?

dwarf sex(pics)(non+nude): Looks like some kind of demented equation, doesn't it?

interrogated female spy sex fiction: Yeah, not hard to figure out what forms of interrogation they're thinking of...

kemper farscape mantle piece: OK, I may regard Farscape's David Kemper as being a fairly major deity in the pantheon of scriptwriting gods, but even I don't feel the need to have his bust on my mantelpiece.

"extremely cheap" matrix reloaded phone: Assuming you can find a phone capable of transmitting you out of this pseudo-reality, I sincerely doubt it's going to end up being "extremely cheap."

Bizarre Vac Sucking Things Up Movies: That actually sounds kind of amusing, in a Fox "funniest videos" sort of way.

"sexy klingons": Sorry, Klingons just really don't do it for me. Though I do remember thinking that Michael Dorn without the makeup is sorta cute.

"nude farscape characters": It seems that I am the only Google result for this exact phrase. I feel so special!