Revenge of the Return of the... Ah, Skip It.



OK, I'll take that as a compliment.


what kitchen utensil are YOU?

Cool! I like toast. Can I be the Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf?

I also took the Farscape Purity Test (because, come on, how could I not?) and got the following Personality Profile:

Your point score was in excess of 70%.
You are at the top of the class and very knowledgeable
about FARSCAPE.... erm Sir. There are also some other
interesting characteristics about your personality that you
might like to hear. A detailed breakdown is provided below.

MANIC ACADEMIC
FARSCAPE FANATIC
PERSONALITY PROFILE

FARSCAPE is better than sex.

You are addicted to FARSCAPE and it is my
personal opinion that you are a hopeless case.

FARSCAPE TWERPS are a source of cruel
amusement to you.

You will not admit this in public, but you have
also secretly written your own FARSCAPE
episode(s) and are currently plucking up the
courage to submit them to the Very Reverend
Rockne S. O'Bannon himself.

Your partner is convinced that you are crazy
especially when you make him/her
dress/talk/walk (?!) like a Luxan (male) /
Delvian (female).

You cry whenever John Crichton and Aeryn Sun
are in the same scene together.

You have, at one time experimented with
painting your skin gray and drawing boobs on
your chest.

You have been to at least one sci-fi convention.

Sexually, you are somewhat insecure, preferring
the purer more romantic relationships of the
series, to the tacky reality of everyday love and
sex.

You are either celibate or a committed family
man/woman.

You would be faithful to one partner and have not
necessarily fantasised about making love with
any of the more attractive FARSCAPE
characters.

You are highly intelligent but a bit stupid when it
comes to common sense.

People like you, but they think you're a bit of a
Geek.

You have a good career but you do not own a
large house or flash car.

Other FARSCAPE fans look up to you.

You are a mine of information and you should be
careful not to become the 'party bore' or
patronising.

FARSCAPE SAD GEEZERS admire your
commitment although you secretly admire their
social skills and in particular, the way members
of the opposite sex are all over them.

You have recently sent an email message to
farscape.com reporting an inconsistency in one
of the web pages.

Some people call you Mr Spock - this really
annoys you.

It should be pointed out that these conclusions should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

Well, a surprising number of those are, in fact, correct, but I'm not going to admit anything about which ones they are!