My results look like this:
Reading all 783 books will take:
5 years and 8 months
You will finish your TBR pile on:
November 23, 2020
And you will be:
49 years old
That's not too bad, right? Let's just ignore that small matter of me buying them faster than I read them.
I'm also very amused that apparently I will finish reading my stash on Doctor Who Anniversary Day. Clearly, I'll need to finish up with a Who-related book. Guess I've got five years and eight months to decide which one.